Phraze of the month
Topic: Jokes
Heck is reseved for those who don't belive in gosh.

Random Pics
Mood:  party time!
Topic: Pictures


This Plumber is looking for customers with a sense of humor.

Ma pic
Mood:  cool
Topic: Pictures

This is ma kitty simba

Random sillyness
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Jokes


Isnt that funny the pres. can kill us with his sowrd WHATS THE SECRET SERVICE FOR THEN????????

Exploseve Farts
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Jokes
There where 2 pilots on a plane and the first one said we are falling out of the sky we gotta drop the load so they drop an apple and so they land the plane and find this kid crying and the second pilot said "whats the matter little kid?" And the kid said "an apple fell out of the sky and hit me on the head"

So the are flying again and they start falling out of the sky and they start flying again and start falling and the first pilot said "we gotta drop the load" so they drop a bannana and they land and they found a kid crying and the second pilot said "whats the matter little kid?" and the kid said "a bannana fell out of the sky and hit me on the head"

so once again they start flying and the start falling and the first pilot said "we gotta drop the load" so they drop a bomb and they land and they find this kid laughing and the second pilot said " whats so funny little kid?" and the kid said " my dad farted and blew up the whole house!"

An Englishman, Frenchman,Mexican, and Texan
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Jokes
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Dumb blodes
Mood:  happy
Topic: Jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go on a gameshow. The host says "Whoever can keep a straight face and not laugh after being told 100 joke will win the prize!"

So a very funny comedian comes on stage and starts telling jokes. charming Soon the redhead laughs. She is disqualified. Next the brunette laughs. She is disqualified. The blonde makes it to the end of the 100 jokes without laughing.

"Congratulations!" says the host "You win a years supply of popcorn and pop and a brand new house!

Suddenly the blonde starts laughing.
"Why are you laughing?:" asks the host.
"I just got the 1st joke!" she exclaims.